Gibberish

Yup, it's a real...fake... language.

To speak it:

• add "idig" after the beginning sound of each syllable in a word.

• if the syllable starts with a vowel, just slap the idig in front of the syllable, but also replace the first i with whatever vowel the syllable starts with.

dog = d(idig)og = didigog

elbow = edig + el + b(idig)ow = edigelbidigow